House of Prime Rib has been around since the 1940s, and it still feels like an ode to the era. Sure, there are far fewer tipped fedoras and shoulder pads, but everything here feels old-school. In the dining room adorned with stained glass clerk lamps and curved maroon leather booths, tuxedoed servers are constantly pushing around silver zeppelins housing slabs of perfectly cooked beef. Decades in, HOPR continues to be one of SF’s most sought-after tables that requires luck or patience (or a combination of both). But it is very much worth the effort.

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The menu is simple: five cuts of prime rib, a token daily fish option, and sides. You only need to decide a few things: how big of a slice of prime rib you want (the size of your fist or the size of your face), how you want it cooked, and what sides will go along with your meat. Everything unfolds tableside in just the right degree of spectacle. Salads are spun and prime rib is carved an arm’s length away, and while fun to watch, the staff knows how eager guests are to dig in, so it goes by fast. There’s no going wrong with any of the sides, but we always get the potatoes, either mashed or baked, and the creamed spinach. Getting into this classic institution is harder than getting a seat on the 38R at rush hour—reservations are booked a year in advance—but it’s somewhere any meat-lover, visiting or local, should go to at least once. Walk-ins are possible, but you’ll need to get there early and expect a long wait. Thankfully, plenty of bars are nearby to keep you entertained until your table’s ready.

Food Rundown

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House Salad

A mixed green salad tossed in their house dressing that has its own cult following. It’s a pretty filling salad, which seems like a bad idea before this meal, but somehow it works.

House Of Prime Rib Cut Prime Rib

The classic, perfected. We’d happily trade places with this to swim in the gravy it’s doused in.

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King Henry VIII Cut Prime Rib

A somehow more massive slab of prime rib. Just as satisfying as the smaller one, but large enough to maybe take a nap on. This is the only cut from the “secret menu” that you can get seared and you should.

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English Cut Prime Rib

More prime rib, but cut into thinner, more manageable slabs. The thinner pieces are easier to take down and somehow make the prime rib taste meatier.

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Baked Potato

This is what you picture when you think of a baked potato. It’s got the classic set up with about half a stick of butter, generous dollops of sour cream, bacon bits, and chives. It could easily be a meal in itself, but at the House of Prime Rib, physics don’t matter and this is just a side. Get this over the mashed potatoes.

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Yorkshire Pudding

Served hot out of the skillet, and perfect for sopping up the juice on your plate.

Creamed Spinach

The Academy struggles every time the creamed spinach comes up for an award—it is technically a supporting actor, but it’s a star in its own right.

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Creamed Corn

Good, but the spinach is better.

Fantasy Cake

Triple-layer chocolate, chocolate mousse, and cheesecake in a pool of raspberry sauce. It’s a classic dessert and the perfect way to finish the meal if you find yourself done with your mains and somehow still have room for more.

Cocktails

When you’re here, you’ll want to drink something like a martini or a Manhattan, and when you do, it comes with a sidecar. Two drinks for the price of one and it’s not even Happy Hour.